mendisiplinkan bangsa?

i have a father, and he is a soldier (even though just wataniah). and as a soldier himself, he tend to be very strict to my siblings and me. first, i felt that he didn't love me at all, but i know why he do that later in my life.

every other religion teach how to do things right and doing a right thing. even when one have no believe in religion what so ever, human being still have conscience...and having conscience makes human know about what is wrong and what is right. when we was a kid, we always questioned why we get scold (or worse) when we returned late at home from the playground, when we always watching cartoons and not 'touching' the school books all day long. we were kids, we always enjoyed having fun. school books were the last thing we remember during weekends (for some of us).

but then, our parents always said that books is more important than doraemon or dragon ball, while we begged to differ. book not enjoyable compared to the latter.

that was our first encounter with the word 'discipline'. why it is so important? does conscience not enough? conscience come from discipline. the discipline come from ethics. who introduce ethics in this world? someone who was\is right enough to tell one is wrong and one is right, maybe?

discipline starts from home. it is the first education one has to endure, and that learning process will continue until the day we all die. maybe i'm more discipline than an older person but maybe a younger person is more discipline than i am. who knows? nowadays discipline is slowly eroding away from the society. individualism is taking place at pace. gone were the days when the older, wiser can give advises to the young generation without getting any harm. the usual words that came out from the mouth is "alah, awak pun bukan baik sangat nak tegur2 orang, macam bagus je".

the funny thing is, it is always not the best person who give the advises. i remember when i was about 9-10 years old or so, a 'mat pit' (that's a drug addict for u) told me never ever mingle with drugs, just like him. or else i will ended up like him.

getting advises or making yourself more discipline doesn't need to start with an older, wiser person. sometimes they don't even know what they are talking about. some counselors for me just talking trash, they just read by books and never experience it first hand. the best advises you can get, maybe from the person 'been there, done that'.

never afraid of getting comments or advises, it maybe helpful or it maybe dreadful. if you doubted the advises, still we have the conscience to determine whether the things\choices are right or wrong.

lastly..."betulkan yang biasa, biasakan yang betul"...i'm working on that, what say you?

Antara Pandai dan Bijaksana~

I totally overwhelmed by Tun Mahathir explanations about AUKU acts, The acts that he introduced back in 1974, when he was a Education Minister. Yes, I agree with almost every point he make...yes, almost.

There are certain things that are absolutely right about AUKU. Back in the '70s, not many professionals came from Malay families, only the better-offs and really2 brilliant people can afford tertiary education. And those brilliants came with a scholarships from Government, and i believe until now it still happening. So, the AUKU was presented so these Bumiputras, which is very low in supposed admission can really concentrate on their studies, rather than 'wasting' their time on the streets demonstrating for this and that.

Now, some of us believe that the AUKU should be abolished, including me actually. Why? Simply because we just create 'pandai' bumiputras, not 'bijaksana' bumiputras. The varsities students should be both 'pandai' and 'bijaksana', not just 'pandai' only. I've seen many 'pandai' people in my life. They come from various type of families. Malay, Chinese, Indian, KadazanDusun etc2.But to find a 'bijak' person, that was rare finding, really.

How we evaluate 'pandai'? By type of courses, the degrees or masters or even doctorate, the careers, the status of job etc2. Can we evaluate 'bijak' in the same manner? Of course the answer is not. Some professors can only talk about maths and physics all day but they stuttered when it come to politics and the well-being of their respective races or nations. They are not Jack of All Trades, only master in one field doesn't make you a 'bijak' person. 'Pandai'...maybe.

Actually, I was wrong. Not just we've created 'pandai' bumiputras only, but also non-bumis. Just look at the Malaysian Bar Council. It is stupid to say them not 'pandai' at all. They're lawyers and some of them are formers public prosecutors, degrees came from Harvard, Stanford and maybe Lincoln's Inn. And most of them are non-bumis. Still they act very un'bijaksana' recently by holding a forum called "Memeluk Islam". Are you 'bijaksana' when deliberately hurting other people feelings?

Put this in one basic situation. You don't fart in public. Why was that? Why dont you just let the gas out? It's your rights, right? But by doing it, you will become insensitive, irresponsible and anything suitable to describe how annoying you are. And you will be downright embarrassed. See...

Back to AUKU acts. Why i really agree that the acts should be demolish is because...the student become afraid, by-books, no-life creature. You can learn how to be 'pandai' by books, by lectures or whatever. But, in order to become 'bijak', you need to mingle with other people, from other races, different walks of life, different age or generation gap to know what kind of community we live in. Not because of politics i wrote this but because in the sense that i responsible too when my colleagues only have life with books and lectures notes. Other than that, Naruto and Kreko and maybe girlfriends/boyfriends having a picnic at Simpang Mengayau. What a boring life when a student like me, at this higher-learning level should done more with community, make themselves better because at the end, i'm the part of the community itself.

i don't like demonstrating, waste of time. And sometimes the demonstrators themselves didn't know for what or for whom they demonstrated. What a stupid excuses to run from a lecture. I don't come to lecture, just because i don't want to. But i like to write or give public speeches, it shows that I'm full of substances and not just 'poyo', shouting at the streets. Then maybe people around me will evaluate my thoughts, give enriching comments. That, i really sure, will enrich my thoughts too. I'm just 22 years old for god sake, and an extend student. I'm not that 'pandai', but what i crave is to be humane, 'bijak'...That's what matters most. everybody can be 'pandai', given hard work and a time frame. But 'bijak', you learn in life. You cant be 'bijak' when you don't have life..Is it?

AUKU acts just holding students back from being 'bijak'...If you dont want the students to un'pandai' by abolishing the AUKU, preserved it, but with major reconstruction. Still barred student from entering Political Demonstrations, but leave them to speak, to write their thoughts out. We need 'bijak' leaders in the future, not just 'pandai' only...

Don't Get Me Started...

U know what...I hate UMS. Yes, u heard it right, I HATE UMS...Sorry to say, but if u are about to hire someone for a job..never hire a Sabahan. Period.

4 years i've been here and nothing's changed. The third-class mentality, together with third-class work ethic covered in a one big first class cover. It's like u are paying the business class seat in MAS for a seat in AirAsia flight...It is a case of style over substance, really.

People in Peninsula said that,"eii..untung ko kan...UMS kn lawa. Mesti hari2 pegi dating..", sorry folks but u are badly wrong. Being in UMS is such a hell-bent experience...being a state in an island (Borneo is a third largest island in the world), the weather is so unpredictable...u can have a burning hot day, rainy day and storm all in a period of 6 hours. And i always wish on that kind of day...i'll be cruising around in my car.

Unluckily, i can't use my car for now...so i have to take a bus ride. And a bus ride from IP is the one u really want to avoid, seriously. Because UMS is like every other varsities in Malaysia, so the intake of female students are rocketing up during these past few years...and usually, we need to lock in the battle to enter the bus at the peak hour.

U know what...female students are far more superior than their male counterpart...KAMI PULAK YANG MALU, KAMU TAU TAK?! They use their most valueable 'assets' to get us cornered. The bus driver, the luckiest bastard alive because doing no work at all and still getting paid at the end of the month, always being bias to us...male student. Ko ingat perempuan tu nak tidor dengan ko ke kalo ko kasi dia naik bas dulu? Such a dumbass.

And this morning, particularly 9.30 a.m...i snapped. I've waited almost an hour for a bus to come. Then i have to stand up along the way to campus. When the bus arrived at SST, the bus seems want to move quickly from that bustop...and some dickheads entering the bus like there are no people are left to get out...then..WOI, STOP LA MANGKUK AKU NAK TURUN!!!...i yelled at the bus driver. Whole bus was so quiet...the bus driver stared at me..F u la, sekolah tak tinggi...

And then...CAN YOU ALL WAIT TILL ALL OF US GET OUT FIRST, SUCH A STUPID STUDENTS...i cursed the lot who enter the bus without waiting for all people get out first...some are staggered, some still tersenyum2 macam kerang busuk...Ikut kan hati, rasa nak tumbuk pun ada...Don't think i couldn't punch u just because u are a woman...seriously. Ask Julie Dahlia...

So, moral of the story is...don't get me started...i'm a swearing enthusiats and become foul-mouthed when i'm very, very angry...Don't say i didn't tell you.

how hard can it be?

well, nothing really...i just encountered some old boffins at SST and they seems like to be very unprofessional...they tend to get their head over everything, panas baran tak bertempat...

How hard could it be to curb your anger...if i can do it, why can you?

so sick~

:: nokia yang chokiak ::

i feel so sick...this is the second time my phone had a virus...and it keep re-starting until the battery's depletes and become hot...usually i charge my phone close to me but this week, i have to charge it away from me...about ten yards from anybody. i'm so afraid it will blow and somebody become blind because of it...

This is our world...more and more technology is created, innovated or re-invented just to make our life easier, i suppose...but, the backlash from that is things get so vulnerable and penetrable from 'anasir-anasir'...damn, i wish the technology make our life simpler.

I soo feel cheated when an advertisement said that their product(s) can make your life simpler, easier and whatever that is...but in turn, the device itself was so complicated you dont bother to send it back to the shop just to redeem the warranty. The technician will tell you lots of things you dont even know exists, and things you dont even wanna know...this thing had fallen off, so we need to open this and we charge it sekian2 ringgit or this thing terbakar la because of that thing had fallen of because somebody send a virus to your phone maybe accidentally...seems very easy to me to make money~ I should looking for a new phone by now.

I wish when a manufacturer say that their product(s) can make your life easier...they really mean it...I still didnt find one. Proton is another company that i like to point out...haha~ MB terengganu said that their 4-years old Perdana fleet is costlier to maintain than Merc E200k...Which one do i believe? The MB or the boffins at Proton? I think I couldnt believe anyone of them...

Why? Well, most of us know that the new millenia Proton is amazingly disgusting...Waja, Perdana with Alfa Romeo-like nostrils and Gen2 to name a few...How many problems all the customers have encountered over the years? Even my father, a nationalist in everything he buy, have run out of beliefs in Proton...His second car was also a Proton, and it drives very well the maintenance was so astronomical, even more than our fleet of Toyota's combined...a Waja maintenance for 4 years is almost the same with Yaris and Altis combined...Can you believe that? I dont wanna believe but that is the truth...

For almost 20 years after introducing the power window to their cars, Protons still struggling to rectify the problem while Skoda sells really fast and their cars wasnt bad at all...cheaper too, for a continental car. So many problems with Protons...what does their engineers do for all these years? Sleeping? Make ear-wax? We are the only car maker, that sold their cars in Britain, still making cars with the technology 20 years, not ahead but back...Thank god Iswara has now been replace...

I wanna the reliability come back to Proton...The reliabilty sells, i hope they knew that already. I hope my phone maker also knew that~

:: i wanna buy a Hummer, on sale now in Malaysia ::

a batalion of frenchmen...

:: a glimpse of hope for the gunners ::

Right now, im still waiting the outcome of Adebayor future...Hleb's future lies in the heart of Catalonia capital...Adriano Galliani once said that either Ronaldinho or Adebayor will end up in Milan. With Ronny already completed his protracted transfer to San Siro, Adebayor now is mingling with Barca, following the footsteps of messers Henry and Hleb...

As a Gooner, do i feel bad?

Of course, who else wanna see their best players leave them in a jiffy...stating that life in London and playing in EPL is taking it's toll...they will never be best player. In barca, believe me, they are only overpaid mercenaries...

once i went to soccernet.com and most of the gooners came out with various problem-solving method to cure the lack of depth and experience in young, hot-blood gunners squad...this is my version.

forward: with adebayor leaving, Robin van Persie always get injured, Eduardo will be on the sidelines for 3-5months more...the Arsenal squad is lacking the bite in attack. despite Ade 24-goals last season, he was seriously out of puff coming the end of campaign and that cost us the league title...walcott should drop back at midfield replacing useless eboue in right-wing, leaving bendtner the only 1st choice striker...not looking good, but we can turn it around by having Adriano from Inter (on loan to Sao Paulo) or Radamel Falcao Garcia from River Plate...Im the big fan of two since my Football Manager years...and they thoroughly excelled in their job, as a number 9, a marksman that will bring others into attack...Adriano maybe problematic, but as Wenger can turn a bad boy into saint (in the case of RVP), why he shouldnt to the same with adriano? Radamel is young kid...and wenger is world class mentor for youngsters...as both frm south america (one of them is problematic, plus Mourinho is building a team around Ibrahimovic)...they should come on a cheap...

midfield: the only part that i think the puzzle is already solved...flamini gone? step up denilson or diaby in CDM...hleb gone? Nasri is there...right-wing? convert walcott into a winger first...that will give him some first team experience..Fabregas cover? Ramsey is on loan back to Cardiff i suppose...maybe Ever Banega from Boca will come good to Emirates. he is cheap, an Argentinian international...play very well in Apertura and Copa Libertadores. need i say more?

defence: im not a big fan of Arsenal back four...especially when Senderos, Gallas or Song played altogether...very, very weak. so weak that even retired back four of Tony Adams, Martin Keown, Nigel Winterburn and Lee Dixon is better then them in their Forties...sold Senderos and Gallas...please. Buy the likes of Mexes, or Steven Taylor to replace them...give the armband to Toure, he's more loyal and truly professional...unlike Gallas.

'Keeper: Almunia and Fabianski...i can live with that.

:: ARSENAL JUST HAPPY TO KEEP AFLOAT, THATS WHY WE ARE FRUGAL ::

Gadis Gedik Plus Horny Guys...

Walawehh...Bosan gile ah duk dalam rumah je...Nak jejalan, duit tiada...Kesedihan melanda,kuang kuang kuang...Actually, i got nothing to share today. This post meant for a couple of days ago but since i've got no material to write about plus ada sedikit masalah berkenaan sewa rumah, it makes me so lazy to post a new one..Lagi pon terlalu sibuk menyiapkan persediaan untuk semester depan...Nak cari housemate baru untuk menggantikan mereka-mereka yang telah pergi meninggalkan kita (macam mati la pulak!), yuran, surat-menyurat, buy this and that..banyak benda nak kena pikiaq (kata cik rihanna)...

But, since aku selalu sangat meng'online'kan diri...Banyak perkara yang mampu menjana otak 'seafood' aku ni...Harga minyak naik, dah komen...Spain menang, dah komen...France kene blasah? No comment on that...Tapi yang paling mengujakan untuk ditaip ialah pasal social sites ni...huhu~...Social sites like Friendster, MySpace, Hi5, FaceBook, Flickr...Banyak lagi la..And, about couple of months ago i join this site called "TAGGED"...

At the first place, nothng special about this TAGGED thing..It is more like FS and MS wannabe..Interface pon tak lawa and kemas, tak banyak yang kita boleh tambah untuk mencantikkan profile kita..Still heluva space need to be improvise..Tapi, pas 2 bulan berada dalam komuniti TAGGED ni baru aku sedar kenapa banyak sangat orang pakai this particular site...

Site ni dipenuhi oleh perempuan gedik yang mintak anda men'top-up'kan untuk kegunaan meraka serta lelaki2 tua tak sedar diri yang cuba mengambil kesempatan...I say nothing more than that. If u all nak tau, sila layari site tersebut...

Bagus sebenarnya social sites or online community ni...Boleh tambah kenalan, or mana tau boleh tersangkut dengan mana2 'lengchai' or 'lenglui'...huhu~ Tapi the downside is tak sume orang dalam community sites ni yang betul2 nak berkawan..Kadang2 suka amek kesempatan je..It is up to us how to use it responsibly and to trust which one of those people..huhu.

It is good...But berhati-hati, ok?

:: Used To Fall IN LOVE With Myself ::

cemerlang, gemilang, TEMBERANG!!!!!

Asal nye, memang aku nak rehat dari menaip dalam blog untuk beberapa ketika...Ada urusan yang perlu diselesaikan...Jemputan kenduri pon banyak...Tapi bila 'kera'jaan buat perangai dengan "mengurangkan" subsidi petrol dan diesel, aku rase dah cukup la aku mendiamkan diri...The big question is, "Apa hang buat ni Pak Lah? Hang dah nyanyuk ka?".

Dia dan kerajaan dia kasi naik petrol sampai 2.70, diesel sampai 2.50...Diorang ni tak tau ke rakyat dah banyak yang sengsara? Ini belum isu Baitulmal banyak duit tapi yang merempat makin ramai, isu minyak ni boleh bikin satu negara gempar...Stesen minyak penuh dengan orang sampai sesak satu highway...Bila diberitahu minyak dah habis, ada yang bertumbuk dengan attendant petrol pump. Pak Lah suka ka macam ni?

Dia cakap dia kasi kurang subsidi petrol sebab nak seimbangkan dengan subsidi2 yang lain...Jangan nak temberang kami la, ada satu subsidi yang agak tak masuk akal...subsidi roti. Subsidi roti? Dah ada subsidi tepung sampai setengah bilion yang pegi subsidi roti tu kenapa? Tak kan la aku yang extend ni kena fikir hal negara pulak...Kenaikan harga bahan bakar ni akan ada kesan domino pada benda lain..contoh nya.

1. Ramai orang akan mintak naik gaji sebab nak pegi keja naik motor pon dah sengsara. Apa lagi yang naik keta. Subsidi RM 625 setahun untuk keta bawah 2000cc? Awak ingat keta ni minyak dia RM50 ke sebulan?

2. Mapley2 mesti nak naik kan harga roti canai, silap2 sekeping RM2.00...Kita kan ada subsidi roti, cuba guna untuk roti canai, boleh tak?

3. Segala barangan mesti melambung...tak kisah lah barangan keperluan atau yang saja2 kita nak, sebab kos transport dah tinggi.

4. Family yang anak kecik2 or tengah belajar lagi, family ni la yang paling sengsara...Nak bayar yuran sekolah, yuran itu, yuran ini..gaji tak naik2 pon. Kena berpiket secara aman pon belum tentu gaji naik. Kalo buat demonstrasi haram kang masuk I.S.A pulak...celaka betul!

5. Kerajaan cakap, kalo tak mampu bayar duit minyak, naik la kenderaan awam. Kepala Hotak Awak! Time peakhour punya la payah nak masuk komuter or LRT, awak nak suruh rakyat mati kene pijak ke? Nak naik bas? Berapa banyak syarikat bas yang gulung tikar sebab harga minyak naik...sebab diorang kena tanggung kos operasi yang tinggi...bukan harga minyak diesel je, gaji driver bas pon nak kena naik jugak..

6. Awak nak suruh rakyat naik kenderaan awam kan? Jangan hairan la kalo lepas ni PROTON & PERODUA bengkrap...dah, sume nak naik kenderaan awam. Kat Malaysia ni je la keta kita ni laku, kat UK...jangan harap orang nak beli.

Banyak lagi isu yang akan timbul nanti...tunggu je la.

Kenapa aku letak gambar V FOR VENDETTA? Korang pernah tengok cite ni tak? Atau tau jalan ceritanya macamana? Kalau tak tau, tanya la pada yang pernah tengok. MARI KITA TUNJUK PADA KERAJAAN, INI NEGARA SIAPA! AKU TAK TAKUT NAK PENGGAL KEPALA PEMIMPIN YANG TAK GUNA OTAKNYA UNTUK KESEJAHTERAAN RAKYAT!

:: PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE AFRAID OF THEIR GOVERNMENT, GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE AFRAID OF THEIR PEOPLE ::

Nasi Ambak and The Undergraduates...

This is a tale of the most common dish for lowly-paid or budget individuals in Sabah and its most common customers...The undergrads of UMS or Universiti Masalah Selalu. Coz' the varsity they are in is so problematic, most of them have to consume nasi ambak...which is the easiest way to comply with their tight budget before the PTPTN money is in...Nasi ambak only costs you around RM 2.50...It consists of white rice (dah masak la), two, deep-fried chicken wings, a spoonful of sambal (boleh tambah), and a small bowl of soup.



Nasi ambak is the epitome of UMS students life. It's just adequate, cheap, but it still can make you full (dasar makan banyak)...The price is so low, which is a direct antagonist to the city where everything is sooo, damn, expensive...The only thing that supposed to be cheap in this city is seafood, but still the chicken wings only cost you RM3-4 per kilo...A lot cheaper than seafood.



I fell in love with this thing...But now, Nasi ambak have changed. Its price hiking up to RM3.50. Not many student buy it today, well not many do know Nasi ambak exists...Sebab dah same cam makan kat kafe, so buat ape susah2 nak pegi kampung likas just to buy "nasi orang miskin" yang dah jadi makanan exclusive...baik la masak sindri..huhu~


So, i make up my mind...i went to recently-opened One Borneo (damn, it's a lot larger than midvalley!), and i bought coriander, some garlic, other spices (banyak sangat, aku malas nak taip), and most importantly...MUTTON SHOULDER bebeh! It's been a while since aku beria sangat nak masak...I wanna make Jamie Olivers' signature dish (konon!)...spicy mutton soup...huhu~ I think it would be lovely! (tiru cara Jamie cakap)...


The days where i'm hugely depend on nasi ambak are long before me...Bukan la aku cakap aku kaya nak mampus, tapi cooking is the only thing that i can do to express myself...even my friends here sooo damn crave my cooking...Aku rase takda la sedap sangat berbanding Nenek Mon's recipes...Tapi when they praise me for i've done with my cooking, i forget all the troubles and problems surronding me at that time...


Nape aku masak skang? Ada problem ke? Ada la my childhood friend ni, kalo dia merajuk punye la payah nak pujuk..Boleh lupe lak b'day dia (im sooo sory la dear...huu~). I'm so busy with this and that, tapi i know itu bukan la excuse nye...So, aku fikirla mcmane la nak 'memenangi' hati dia semula...Mane tau, time memasak nanti dapat idea nak beli ape...kannn?

:: WANNA TASTE AUSSIE FOOD SO BADLY, CICI HELP ME! ::

Kalah Sorak, Kampung Tergadai...

:: KEDUDUKAN PULAU BATU PUTEH (PEDRA BRANCA) ::

"Pada 23 Mei 2008, Naib Presiden ICJ, Hakim Awn Shawkat Al-Khasawneh mengumumkan keputusan pembicaraan tersebut bahawa kedaulatan Pulau Batu Puteh adalah milik Singapura manakala Terumbu Karang Tengah dan Terumbu Karang Selatan diisytiharkan milik Malaysia."

Owh... Apa lah malang nasib ku ini. Sudah la bersorak pun kalah, kampung lagikan tergadai. Lebih malang dari Lebai Malang, lebih kodok dari Pak Kaduk, lebih dungu dari Pak Pandir. Petang tadi telah diumumkan, Pulau Batu Puteh yang selama ni menjadi objek perebutan antara Singapura (Little Israel) dan tanah tumpah darah kita semua, Malaysia telah menjadi hak milik sahih pihak jiran yang tak makan saman itu.

Kesian, kesian...Tapi nak buat macamana?? Itu lah hakikat bila undang-undang di tangan manusia. Aku rasa tak adil sangat bila diperlakukan sebegini. Pulau tu lebih dekat dengan kita, secara geografinya, kita lah yang berhak. Pihak mahkamah bukan tak tahu knape Singapura nak sangat pulau tu. Dia nak besar kan sempadan dia lah, dan bila sempadan dah sampai 22km dari pantai terdekat diorang, korang rase la, brape luas kawasan yang diorang boleh tambak, diulangi, TAMBAK!!? Kawasan diorang kecik, penduduk makin ramai...Sure la diorang nak luas kan kawasan daratan diorang.

Nak tau kenapa kita kalah? Hujah utama Sinagpura sepanjang perbicaraan berlangsung ialah, "Oleh kerana Malaysia sebagai 'anak tiri' British yang pasif sedangkan Singapura 'anak angkat' British yang agresif, Singapura mendakwa berhak menjadi pewaris sah pulau-pulau peningalan Empayar British itu. Dalam sistem DEMOKRASI BARAT, kumpulan yang banyak bersuara akan mendapat lebih banyak."

Demokrasi Barat? Demokrasi la sangat...kepala honter jibraun betol. Lepas ni, jangan kasi can la dengan Temasik mangkuk hayun ni. Tau nak main busuk je, tau la 15% rakyat korang GAY! Hahahahahaha....

:: MY COUSINS IN SINGAPORE, NEXT HARI RAYA I WON'T BE SO FORGIVING ::

Tak Cantik...Tapi Efektif.

:: GLORY, GLORY MANCHESTER UNITED ::

:: CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE, 2007-2008 ::

Akhirnya, selepas sembilan tahun menunggu, dapat jugak Sir Alex 'Fergie' Ferguson menjulang "the Big Eared Trophy" untuk kali kedua dalam sejarah hidupnya. Kejayaan awal pagi tadi adalah 50 tahun selepas Munich Tragedy yang meragut nyawa pemain Red Devils paling berbakat dalam sejarah, Duncan Edwards, 40 tahun selepas kejayaan pertama kelab itu di persada Eropah dengan menumpaskan Benfica, dan 25 tahun selepas kejayaan pertama Sir Fergie merangkul Piala UEFA bersama Aberdeen.

Haa...walaupun aku penyokong Arsenal, tapi sejarah Man Utd ni tau la serba sedikit. Final awal pagi tadi memang aku jangka berpihak kepada The Red Devils la, sebab coach diorang tahu macamana nak menang UCL, berbanding yahudi yang jadi coach Chelsea tu. Bukan ape, dia tak tau macamana nak control emosi player-player dia. Kan Drogba kena buang padang siap, tapi Tevez pun patutnya kena kuar sekali (sory, tapi memang betol). Final tadi pon macam jadi satu 'conclusion' kepada musim ni, team-team yang main lawa takda yang menang liga-liga kat eropah (kecuali Bayern Munich la). Team yang main long pass, full-blooded clearance, electric counter attack je yang banyak menang, macam Man Utd, Inter, & Real Madrid. Team yang main short pass, through balls sume nye kalah. Arsenal (sob, sob), Barca, AC Milan (siap tak dapat masuk UCL season depan lagi tu) main memang cantik, penyokong lawan pun sorak "OLE!" time team-team ni pegang bola, tapi tak menang menang jugak, kenapa?

Ha, ini la masalah utama bola sepak skang. Play it beautifully has now dropped to second priority, play it effectively has become the major concern. Bila wang dah menguasai bola sepak, ini la yang jadi masalah, sume team nak menang at all cost dengan membelakangkan cantiknya bola sepak tu. Sedih, sedih...Tapi nak buat macamane. Duit untuk beli player, bayar gaji sume datang dari situ.

Kat sini ada sedikit recap tentang 'supporters-supporters' EPL Big-Four season 2007-2008.

:: The Devils ::

Penyokong-penyokong diorang still emosi lagi, tak pernah dan tak akan berubah. Kalo menang, diorang cakap "Memang Man U power beb, tak leh nak cakap ape laa...", tapi kalo kalah, "refs cam fundeks la", "scholes tak main hari ni la", "nasib je diorang tu"...bila la korang-korang ni nak jadi gentlemen sket..hahahahaha. Menang, menang la...kalah, kalah la. Bila Man U menang pagi tadi, celebrate ngalahkan Rio Ferdinand. Haih~

:: The Scouser ::

Cian korang kan, kalah liga ikut jaringan...Kalah League Cup pon 1 gol je kena...Kalah UCL sebab kapten korang bebal. Tapi tak pe lah...Baru 1st time masuk final kan, standard la tu... Player-player ada yang nervous dan emosi sangat. Kena cool, baru boleh pegi jauh. Bagus jugak korang kalah UCL, sebab kalo korang menang Roman sure nak berambus punye lah...Target dia nak menang gores dan menang...ehh...silap silap...nak menang UCL. Takut pas menang dia berambus plak, tak pepasal jadi Leeds United. Ada hikmah disebalik setiap kejadian...

:: The Gooners ::

Aih, sedih la nak cite pasal kelab kesayangan ku ni...penyokong-penyokong pon dah banyak nak tiru supporter Man U. Kalah, kalah la kawan-kawan sekalian oii...Jangan nak cakap banyak pulak. Team Gunners skang dah cukup bagus, tapi yang bagusnya 11 orang je. Kalo sorang injured, amacam? Kan dah payah gila nak menang..habis satu season ni, separuh team injured. So, yang bagus kat atas padang tu 5-6 orang je...Nak suruh Wenger beli mahal-mahal? Sampai sudah memang takda la jawabnya...Sebab, kalo dia beli mahal-mahal, player-player mesti yang 'flop'...Baik beli yang murah, 'flop' pon no hal lah...Tak sabar nak tengok Carlos Vela main season depan..heee~

:: The Kop ::

Sorry la Ayah, hihi~...Team ayah season ni cam "shi..." lah. Tak banyak yang bole aku cakap pasal korang ni, sebab penyokong-penyokong Liverpool sume old-timer. Korang nak menang sangat liga kan? Amek la Jose Mourinho tu ha...tapi UCL payah la nk compete sket. Rafa dah memang bagus dah, tapi dia suka rotate player...Bila dah selalu sangat rotate, kurang la chemistry, teamwork rendah (cehh, macam main PES lak), so nak menang liga pon jadi payah...Jaga la Torres tu bebaik, dia boleh jadi lagi hebat dari Dalglish or Rush.

Sebagai hadiah kemenangan korang, aku hadiah kan la lagu ni untuk para penyokong Red Devils. Sila nyanyi ikut rentak "Glory, Glory Man Utd", Okey!!! Satu, Dua, Mula....

*Glory, Glory Man Utd...

Glory, Glory Man Utd...

Glory, Glory Man Utd...

Step aside Rafa, Avram and Wenger,

All hail mighty King Alex Ferguson,

He's special one, we all no doubter,

He led us twice, our memories will fond...

*repeat chorus

Gerrard, Gallas and John Terry,

But Rio Ferdinand is truly Captain Marvel,

When he pass, it is truly eye-cherry,

But when he tackles, he comes with the shovel...

*repeat chorus

Babel, Drogba and Robin van Persie,

No one dives better than our Ronaldo,

So we can get a penalty for free,

So you will lose, go f*ck a whore...

*repeat chorus

Makelele, Alonso and Flamini,

No one does it better than Michael Carrick,

When we are down, he come in a jiffy,

So we can sang, "Buzz off you prick!"...

*repeat chorus

You are my Solskjaer, My Ole Solskjaer,

You make me happy when skies are grey,

Coz' when it's pouring, you just keep scoring,

So please don't take my Solskjaer away...

OI, OI, OI!!!

sekian, mekaseyyy!!! keletak keletak keletuk feeewwwwiittt wooo woooo...(sound efek tepukan gemuruh dari jaro, hahahaha)

:: STILL REMEMBER THE INVINCIBLES GLORY DAYS ::

Ceritera Mahathir dan UMNO nya...

"Yo Ane, Roti Mau Ka?"

"Kalau orang cina nak kaya, depa berniaga. Orang melayu nak kaya, kita masuk UMNO"...aku selalu terdengar ayat-ayat camni...kalau dah selalu sangat, maknanya betul lah tu...ada la kenalan aku, ayah dia asal dari Indonesia dan work as an architect. Masuk UMNO, (tak tau la sebab masuk UMNO or he does merit it) terus dapat design bangunan kat Putrajaya. Now, whole family duduk kat Aussie...hihi~

Tu cume cerita sampingan je pon...bila aku bangun pagi tadi, aku dapat tau yang Tun Mahathir telah meninggalkan dunia...ehh, silap silap...meninggalkan UMNO. Tapi, aku rasa bagi dia la, meninggalkan UMNO tu macam sama dengan meninggalkan dunia...kalau yang sebaya aku, keluar dari perut ibu pun dah berperdana menterikan dia. Kepada yang lebih senior dia memperkenalkan Dasar Pandang Ke Timur dan Penswastaan Negara (Malaysia Inc.). Kepada yang terlebih senior, dia cuma seorang Melayu Ultra yang anti kepada bukan Bumiputra (terutamanya orang-orang cina) sampai di hentamnya Tunku Abdul Rahman dalam buku dia (sape la tak tau Malay Dilemma tu)...Hakikat nya, dia cuma Cik Dett si doktor gigi...haih.

Apa pasal dia tinggalkan UMNO? Bukan ke dia sayang sangat kat UMNO tu, patutnya dia betulkan lah kalo dia rasa Pak Lah buat salah...Pak Lah tu pulak, dia teringat kat Kak Endon lagi kot, mungkin sebab tu dia kurang effisien sket semenjak dua menjak ni...PRU 12 pun, tak membanggakan...kesian dia. Aku rasa, bukan salah Pak Lah pun. Dia baik. Tapi itu lah masalah dia, baik sangat...Dalam politik ni, mane ada yang baik sangat. Hari ni 'kahwin', esok 'cerai', lusa 'rujuk' semula...asal ada kepentingan nya di mana-mana. Hari ni, ramai la yang 'kahwin' dengan Pak Lah, sebab dia PM...sape baik dengan dia akan dapat tempias hujan tropika nya. Tapi, tak mustahil esok ada yang nak tuntut 'talak' dengan dia. Biasalah, habis madu sepah dibuang bersepah-sepah..Hari ni pon Mahathir dah tuntut 'cerai', alasan nya Pak Lah tak kompeten...Betul ke ni Mahathir? Ke dah tak boleh nak perah UMNO di mana-mana dah? Cukup-cukup lah tu... Lusa macamana pulak? Ada yang tergerak hati nak 'rujuk' dengan Pak Lah? Ku Li ke...sape-sape lah yang berminat. Kot lah tiba-tiba Pak Lah nak buat projek mega..dapat jadi sub-kontraktor pon dah cukup baik, kan?

Busuk lah politik ni...UMNO dengan Indah Water seperti tiada beza...

:: UMNO HAS NOW BECOME PARALYZED ::